| *Wakes up in the middle of the night* | |
| Me: | Please don't be 6am |
| *1;48am* | |
| Me: | MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME! |
| *Shoves face back into pillow* |
“DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS!!”Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym
this is the best thing i have ever seen.
yes
I love this
Haha yes!!
(Source: turtles-and-pterodactyls, via savedbythestylist)
to be asked advice for running from an avid marathon runner…
by a stranger! who sees me at the gym! (not creepy cause he works there…)
too bad im awkward and responded by showing him where the bad dogs go,
to the pound. the bad dogs go to the pound (fist buuuuump)
i fucking love running and yoga. omgjdfls;fjsad;fj endorphin high, im crazy
if ryan gosling wants me to stay then motherfucker i am staying.
(Source: vickki, via kittenfartslol)